I”m sitting at home, minding my own business, checking out ways to get healthier online. (since my new year’s resolution hasn’t been going so well ) I look up from reading about this here colonix review and glance at my awesome color changing fish tank I got from Eamon for Christmas. I smile and go back to my work.

After a second, I give it a second look, and I only see two guppies. If you look closely at the picture, there’s two… I had three fish. A platy as well. WTF? It’s not there. I’m thinking, its a fish, where could it go? Stop being stupid, it’s hiding somewhere. He does like to swim on the bottom, so I’m like, ok, he’s gotta be in the little barrel or something. I stick a pen in there and move the decorations around, and that fish is no where to be seen!!

How do I LOSE a fish?! I asked Eamon what happened. He says I must have poured the fish down the drain when I was changing the water. I say he killed the fish and didn’t want me to find out, so he flushed it and was going to buy another one before I noticed. One of us has to be right, though, right? Those are the only options. However, I would have noticed pouring water and a fish going with it, I use a glass vase to scoop the water out….

It had to be Eamon. Had to be. Otherwise there’s a walking fish out there somewhere. Maybe he apparated out… Poor fish. If you’re out there fishey, I’m sorry for whatever happened to you.